Two and a Half Men: Season 1, Episode 5

The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump (20 Oct. 2003)

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Jake's soccer games lead to Alan and Charlie having encounters with teammates' sexy mothers.



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Charlie objected to being commandeered by Alan to bring Jake to soccer, and to the wimpy idea to 'teach' the boys not to keep scores. However he finds Ernie's army brat soccer ma Kate agrees, so he arranges a play-date, win-win for boys of both generations. Alas there's also Ernie's dad, Bill. Alan scolds Charlie for 'using his son', but is easily chased by divorced soccer ma Gloria -too pushy for Charlie- and her sister Brooke. Written by KGF Vissers

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Soccer Mom heaven
16 November 2013 | by (victoria b.c canada) – See all my reviews

Charlie & Alan find a goldmine with women, thanks to Jake's soccer team, filled with hot moms. Charlie goes with Alan on a day he has a very bad hangover, and gets bored silly with a couple of the Moms. He finds a diamond in the rough with Kate (Liz Vassey) But Kate's life might be too chaotic for Charlie to handle. Meanwhile, Alan hangs out with two of the Moms, Charlie wasn't too interested in. This episode was OK. I felt it lacked laughs like many of the episodes do. I didn't find the whole "mom" thing funny, and to be perfectly honest. Charlie & Alan don't have a whole lot to do in this one. It does have some moments that are very funny such as Alan looking at a woman's neck, being stupid in the process, or Alan getting smacked in the head violently by a swinging door. It also has one of Charlie's rare nice moments. I really enjoyed his relationship with Liz Vassey. He is nice to woman once in a while in this show, and the romance side of me always enjoys it. Christine Dunford (Who you may recognize from Seinfeld) plays a bit of a snob, just like she does in Senfield, while The New Adventures of Old Christine cast member, Tricia O'Kelley shows up as well. It's enjoyable enough, but one of the lesser episodes. You should still see it if you're a big fan of the show


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