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(TV Series)

(2003)

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Jake: You have to put a dollar in the swear jar. You said "ass".

Charlie: Here's $20. That should cover me until lunch.

Alan: [leaving a message on Charlie's aswering machine] Hey Charlie, my wife just kicked me out and I'm losing the will to live, are you there?

Jake: Your mom is my grandma?

Charlie: Yep.

Jake: Grandma says you're a bitter disappointment.

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[Charlie tells Jake he wrote the song to a cereal jingle]

Jake: No lying?

Charlie: Kid, if I wanted to lie to you, I would have said I wrote "Stairway to Heaven".

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Alan Harper: Now, what I think you need to do is to make a list. On one side, put what you don't like about our marriage, and on the other side, what you do.

Judith Harper: Alan, sometimes when I think about coming home to you, I start crying in my car.

Alan Harper: Okay, that would probably go on the "don't" side.

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Alan: Charlie, the key under the fake rock only works if it's with other rocks, not sitting on your doormat!

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Alan: She just throw me out after ten years!

Charlie: How did you get in my house?

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