Charlie demonstrates to Alan how to keep people happy by telling them 'I understand' without committing to anything, not even actually listening. When Judith complains because Jake drew a beach girl's butt at school, Alan gives him a weasel PC lecture, but Charlie feels it's just normal for boys and teaches Jake the technicalities about implants. Alas Charlie's technique makes him Judith's confident, and she gets Cindy, the surfer girl he was after. Written by
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Hey! Where've you been?
I just had lunch with my mother, and my stalker... They spent the afternoon eating off each other's plates and discussing my fear of intimacy.
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