While Charlie tries to write a chocolate jingle, his maid Bertha quits, tired of caring for three Harpers and Alan's perfectionist suggestions. Alan offers to do the domestic chores instead, but finds spoiled Charlie can't be pleased, nor tell exactly what he wants. So Charlie is left trying to prepare Jake for a visit to ma Judith, bathed and dressed, while Alan begs Bertha to return at rock-star Steven Tyler's place, her other client, offering free massage by the chiropractor. Rose presses Charlie to help her prepare for a date with Randy, or is that Andy, or a fictitious boyfriend? Written by
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Berta was originally only to appear in this episode but everyone loved the character, so she became a rucurring guest for the season and a series regular starting with season two. See more
You still have grease in your hair. Didn't you wash it?
You didn't say to wash my hair.
Wash your hair!
[Jake goes into the bathroom
You didn't tell him to rinse.
Good, that's good. Thank you. Jake! *Rinse*!
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