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Two and a Half Men: Season 1, Episode 4

If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap (13 Oct. 2003)

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As Charlie tries to write a new jingle, Berta quits. Alan tries to convince her to come back. Leaving Charlie to get Jake ready for a dinner. And Rose tries to get Charlie's help to prepare for a date.

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While Charlie tries to write a chocolate jingle, his maid Bertha quits, tired of caring for three Harpers and Alan's perfectionist suggestions. Alan offers to do the domestic chores instead, but finds spoiled Charlie can't be pleased, nor tell exactly what he wants. So Charlie is left trying to prepare Jake for a visit to ma Judith, bathed and dressed, while Alan begs Bertha to return at rock-star Steven Tyler's place, her other client, offering free massage by the chiropractor. Rose presses Charlie to help her prepare for a date with Randy, or is that Andy, or a fictitious boyfriend? Written by KGF Vissers

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Rose, Kandi, Judith, Chelsea and Berta's last names are never revealed. The main ones are Harper and Melnick. See more »

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Rose: So you like this dress better?
Charlie: Hang on, Rose. The kid's running around the deck in his underwear.
Rose: Well sure. But when I do it, you *just* ignore me.
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