Two and a Half Men (TV Series)
I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey (2005)
Jon Cryer: Alan Harper
Quotes
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Charlie : You smile and tell everybody what they want to hear, but I *know* what goes on inside your grinning little puppet head!
Alan : You don't have a *clue* what's going on inside my little puppet head, because to *know* that, you would have to be capable of perceiving a world that exists beyond the tip of your *penis*!