Alan enjoys winding up his ex, Judith, who just increased his alimony burden by pretending that Charlie will get custody of Jake if they both die. However, both Charlie and mother Evelyn take objection to hearing his actual choice for custody of Jake are two responsible cousins - agricultural Professors in Rhode Island. When Jake hurts his head playing basketball, Charlie is alone and gets a terrifying taste of improvising without paternal experience. Written by
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[wants custody of Jake if something happens to Judith and Alan
All right, Alan, let me ask you something: If I'm here, and Jake's in Rhode Island, who's gonna teach him all the things he needs to know?
Jerry and Faye are both college professors.
I'm talking about the important stuff; about life. Face it... when the time comes, are those two *eggheads* gonna step up and get your kid laid?
You're not helping your case, Charlie.
References The Wizard of Oz
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