The brothers are surprised their hated ma Evelyn has any feelings, but are dragged along to the funeral of Harry, one of her exes she made them call 'dad'. Harpers will be Harpers, though: mother sees in every death an opportunity for real estate business, Charlie sees good-looking women as trophies to drag to his bed. Evelyn delivers the eulogy, which insults everybody, most of all by calling Harry's young widow a slut. Jake loses a computer toy in the casket, which daddy Alan has to retrieve. Written by
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Throughout the episode, Jake is saying, 'game boy'. In reality, the console Jake is playing on is a Nintendo DS See more
I'm going to need something black.
Doesn't your soul qualify?
Two and a Half Men
Written by Grant Geissman, Lee Aronsohn, and Chuck Lorre See more