- Alan Harper: [after ignoring their Mother's phone call] I, I - I wish there were a better way to deal with Mom.
- Charlie Harper: There is, but we're both too pretty for jail.
- Charlie Harper: Daisy? Can I talk to you for a minute?
- Daisy Ray: Daisy is no longer inhabiting this earthly vessel.
- Charlie Harper: Excuse me?
- Daisy Ray: I am Oxyquatzal, warrior priestess of the Aztec people.
- Evelyn Harper: Believe it or not, Alan, your mother is a very sensitive woman and I can feel when people around me know that I hate them.