Jonny finds himself unexpectedly attracted to Louise until he kisses her and thinks that her breath smells of lard. Donna decides to decorate Gaz's flat though he finds the finished result too feminine for his taste but sex with Donna makes everything all right. Janet tries her hand as a stand-up comedian. She does not fare well to begin with ...until she finds out about Jonny,Louise and the lard,which becomes a popular subject. Written by
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Did You Know?
In Lard (series 1 episode 5) a boom mic ever so slightly comes into shot above Gaz's head when he is in the pub with Jonny talking about Louise tasting of lard. Approximately 2:12:28 on the DVD, when in 'PLAY ALL' mode. See more