[Johnny has entered behind them]
Pete Dunville: Obviously you don't love Johnny the way I do
Berg: I love Johnny
Pete Dunville: I love Johnny too
Johnny Donnelly: Guys I don't know how to tell you this but I'm already in a relationship
[he smacks their butts]
[Trying to help Michael with a Maths problem]
Pete Dunville: If there's three players on this side and there's nine players on this side it's
Michael Rush: 9 to 3, stop looking at me it's 9 to 3
Berg: 3 to 1!
Pete Dunville: Very good Berg, tonight you get an extra hour of TV
[after discovering Berg took Michael to the dog track]
Pete Dunville: [through his teeth] Michael go get ready for hockey practice, I need to talk to Berg
Michael Rush: Oh boy, that's never good news at my house
Berg: Me neither
Pete Dunville: [to Berg] Stay here and watch the pizza place and try not to take it to the dog track
Berg: Michael come here, I want to talk to you for a minute
[Michael sits on the couch]
Berg: it's my fault you cheated
Michael Rush: I didn't cheat
Pete Dunville: Come on, let's go
Berg: Hold on Pete, what do you mean you didn't cheat?
Michael Rush: They thought I was cheating because I got all the answers right, they made me do the test in front of the principal, he had to apologize to me
Pete Dunville: Just because it worked out, doesn't mean you were right
Berg: Funny I feel right
Berg: You're too young to bet!
Michael Rush: You said!
Berg: No I didn't tell you, you're going to go back tomorrow and give those shoes back to Jimmy Peterson
Michael Rush: Do I have you?
Berg: You bet your ass
Pete Dunville: Berg?
Pete Dunville: Between the two of us, we're gonna make one pretty good Dad
[They exit the apartment and Michael walks out in his hockey gear]
Michael Rush: Pete? Berg?
[Pete and Berg both barge back in repeatedly saying Sorry]
Kaitlin Rush: [About Michael] Boys need their toys
[Pete opens the door and Berg is twirling around a green light saber]
Berg: Luke come to the dark side of the force
Kaitlin Rush: [to Pete] He'll be fine