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[Johnny has entered behind them]

Pete Dunville: Obviously you don't love Johnny the way I do

Berg: I love Johnny

Pete Dunville: I love Johnny too

Johnny Donnelly: Guys I don't know how to tell you this but I'm already in a relationship

[he smacks their butts]

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[Trying to help Michael with a Maths problem]

Pete Dunville: If there's three players on this side and there's nine players on this side it's

Michael Rush: 9 to 3, stop looking at me it's 9 to 3

Berg: 3 to 1!

Pete Dunville: Very good Berg, tonight you get an extra hour of TV

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[after discovering Berg took Michael to the dog track]

Pete Dunville: [through his teeth] Michael go get ready for hockey practice, I need to talk to Berg

Michael Rush: Oh boy, that's never good news at my house

Berg: Me neither

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Pete Dunville: [to Berg] Stay here and watch the pizza place and try not to take it to the dog track

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Berg: Michael come here, I want to talk to you for a minute

[Michael sits on the couch]

Berg: it's my fault you cheated

Michael Rush: I didn't cheat

Berg: What?

Pete Dunville: Come on, let's go

Berg: Hold on Pete, what do you mean you didn't cheat?

Michael Rush: They thought I was cheating because I got all the answers right, they made me do the test in front of the principal, he had to apologize to me

Berg: Peter?

Pete Dunville: Just because it worked out, doesn't mean you were right

Berg: Funny I feel right

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Berg: You're too young to bet!

Michael Rush: You said!

Berg: No I didn't tell you, you're going to go back tomorrow and give those shoes back to Jimmy Peterson

Michael Rush: Do I have you?

Berg: You bet your ass

Pete Dunville: Berg?

Berg: Rectum

[Michael laughs]

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Pete Dunville: Between the two of us, we're gonna make one pretty good Dad

[They exit the apartment and Michael walks out in his hockey gear]

Michael Rush: Pete? Berg?

[Pete and Berg both barge back in repeatedly saying Sorry]

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Kaitlin Rush: [About Michael] Boys need their toys

[Pete opens the door and Berg is twirling around a green light saber]

Berg: Luke come to the dark side of the force

Kaitlin Rush: [to Pete] He'll be fine

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Berg: Johnny wait

Johnny Donnelly: What?

Berg: Nothing

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Kaitlin Rush: Do you have a kid to go with this stuff?

Pete Dunville: Oh Michael is across the street in the park with Berg completing his Jedi training, the force is strong with him

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