Dale Cooper:
Where's Bob now?
"Mike" The One-Armed Man:
In a large building with many rooms alike. But occupied by different souls night after night.
Dale Cooper:
What does Bob want?
"Mike" The One-Armed Man:
He is Bob, eager for fun. When he wears a smile, everybody run!
Bobby Briggs:
Doc Hayward said you needed familiar stimulants, so we figured, what the hell, kazoos.
FBI Regional Bureau Chief Gordon Cole:
Cooper. You remind me today of a small Mexican Chihuahua.
Harold Smith:
[
to Donna] I thought you were different. You made me feel I could return to the world and find something decent, pure. But you're just like all the others. You lie. And you betray! And then you laugh about it!
Audrey Horne:
I'm sinking! I'm sinking!
Audrey Horne:
[
to Cooper] I prayed... I prayed that you would come. And you did.
Harry Truman:
[
to Cooper] You know, you are the best lawman I've ever seen. But, Coop, sometimes you think too much.
James Hurley:
I think I owe you an apology.
Madeleine Ferguson:
Not really.
James Hurley:
Well, when we were together, you know, just talking, I felt something. I just wasn't sure.
Madeleine Ferguson:
You looked at me and you saw Laura.
James Hurley:
I guess I did.
Madeleine Ferguson:
Wanna know something kind of strange?
James Hurley:
What?
Madeleine Ferguson:
I liked it.
James Hurley:
You did?
Madeleine Ferguson:
When we were growing up, Laura and I were so close. It was scary. I could feel her thoughts, like our brains were connected or something. And when she died suddenly, I got the chance to be Laura. At least other people saw me that way. Like the way that you looked at me. I liked that too.
James Hurley:
But it was wrong.
Madeleine Ferguson:
It wasn't one thing or the other. For a while I got to be somebody different. But now I'm just me again.
Josie Packard:
I won't leave this office without my money!
Ben Horne:
Why do I sense that this isn't a negotiable position?
Ben Horne:
Josie, this key unlocks my personal hotel safe. Now, in that safe, I have put together a fascinating dossier on you, my dear, and your late husband Andrew's little boat that went boom. So, you behave yourself, lady, or believe me when I say that I will bury you.
Josie Packard:
That's a shame. Because if anything unfortunate were to happen to me, it would lead authorities to a certain safety deposit box in a bank in another city, inside of which there is enough evidence to lock you away for three lifetimes. They'll bury us side by side.
Benjamin Horne:
[
drinks a toast with Josie] To the fire.
Dale Cooper:
Now, Gordon. What the hell is this about a Mexican Chihuahua?
Gordon Cole:
You've got a problem of a different sort here, Coop. Two and two do not always equal four.
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