"If She Dies": After an accident leaves his daughter in a coma, a man sees an apparition of a young girl on top of an old orphanage. "Ye Gods": The only way a yuppie can resolve his divinely-influenced love life is by repairing Cupid's.

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Paul Marano (segment "If She Dies")
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First Nun (segment "If She Dies")
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Cathy Marano (segment "If She Dies")
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Sarah (segment "If She Dies")
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Dr. Brice (segment "If She Dies")
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Nun (segment "If She Dies")
Adele Miller ...
Nurse (segment "If She Dies")
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Todd Ettinger (segment "Ye Gods")
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John Myhers ...
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Peter (segment "Ye Gods")
Patti Karr ...
April (segment "Ye Gods")
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Woman (segment "Ye Gods")
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"If She Dies": After an accident leaves his daughter in a coma, a man sees an apparition of a young girl on top of an old orphanage. "Ye Gods": The only way a yuppie can resolve his divinely-influenced love life is by repairing Cupid's.

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25 October 1985 (UK)  »

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"If She Dies" has no closing narration. "Ye Gods" has no opening narration. See more »

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Cupid: [shoots him in the chest with an arrow] That's for being such a self-obsessed0 jerk.
[shoots another]
Cupid: And that's for wasting MY time.
Todd Ettinger: [though Cupid turns toward the door, sees he's about to shoot again and protests but he does anyway] Ahhh, oh - !
Cupid: And that's because I... I just felt like it.
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Get ready to vomit...
19 April 2015 | by (United Kingdom) – See all my reviews

Okay, we have a new contender for the worst ever episode of THE NEW TWILIGHT ZONE: it's series 1, episode 5 of the show, in which the two segments presented concurrently are the lamest ever broadcast.

The first segment is entitled IF SHE DIES and is one of those excruciating pieces of sentimental twaddle designed to push a pro-Christian agenda. The story involves a guy who accidentally runs his own daughter over; he then keeps witnessing her ghost sitting atop a rooftop. There's a twist at the end, but the tone is so mawkish that I felt like vomiting as I watched it.

The second segment is entitled YE GODS and is one of those unwise comedies that fall flat from the very beginning. It's about a guy who's assailed by visitations from various Greek gods including Cupid and the like, and it's all presented in such a way that it thinks it's the funniest thing ever. Inevitably the mugging performances are absolutely horrendous and the whole thing stinks.


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