Well, you don't look like an Arthur to me.
You don't look like a soldier, either.
Well, you got me there, boy.
And while we're at it, Mr. Fenton, I get bugged by "boy". Europeans are always calling the natives "boy" and moaning about the white man's burden. Well, the facts are: I'm a full-grown man, I work for a living, and I answer to "Arthur", "Takamori", and believe it or not, sometimes to "Mr. Takamori".