Trailer Park Boys: Season 3, Episode 3

If I Can't Smoke and Swear. I'm Fucked (2003)

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Julian has a new plan that involves committing many small crimes so they can't go to jail, and saving the money for a cruise.

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Julian has a new plan that involves committing many small crimes so they can't go to jail, and saving the money for a cruise.

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the boys set up a gas-stealing and selling ring in the trailer park, as randy and lahey try to figure out what the illegal activity is
20 July 2006 | by (United States) – See all my reviews

this episode is really funny, because lahey and randy are trying to figure out what these "hair perm" coupons are for (really for stolen gas). when lahey and randy go to sarah and lucy, expecting prostitution or something, they end up with actual hair perms. lol...

also, the scene in the courtroom, where ricky actually uses the line "if i cant smoke and swear, i'm f*cked" is priceless. ricky is allowed to smoke in court and swear as much as he wants, because its "in his rights" to represent himself to the best of his ability. watch ricky work his magic with the judge, then call the prosecutor a "f*cking d*ck" and take his last cigarette...fun times and the way corey and trevor are set up is very amusing as well.


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