Quotes
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Dirk Honing : Well, I own some land outside the city. Very attractive land. And I want to build a sanctuary on that land. A UFO sanctuary. Complete with a landing pod, and both sound and light tractor beams to alert the extra-terrestrials as to the sanctuary's existence.
Donald D'Arby : Hunh. Well, um. we do have some real estate deals under our belts. This should be, uh...
Jack Larkin : Donald. How about a word? Outside.
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Sally Ross : Grant, I'm sorry. We can't accept your request.
Grant Jansky : Rats.
Adam Cunningham : Why don't you just go back to work?
Jack Larkin : Before they assign you for life.
Adam Cunningham : [shuts the door after him] Honestly, the things you have to do to nurture a profit centre.
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Donald D'Arby : I have to be able to stand on my own two feet, though, don't I?
Jack Larkin : That's pretty tough if somebody's sawing your legs off at the knees.
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Adam Cunningham : Oh, Larkin. You definitely need housetraining. You do recall who has the swing vote?
Jack Larkin : You're not voting for Donald to go.
Adam Cunningham : Oh, really.
Jack Larkin : Donald D'Arby's gay.
Adam Cunningham : What universe do you live in, Jack? People get fired every day for being gay.
Jack Larkin : People get sued for firing people because they're gay.
Adam Cunningham : [He reconsiders] Donald D'Arby?
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Jack Larkin : No, you were right. We didn't believe in your deal and we pitched you anyway.
[Dirk looks intensely at Jack]
Dirk Honing : You've recently suffered a loss. And I sense that you took my project for the sake of your associate. I admire your humanity.
Jack Larkin : Thank you.