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[Becky the pharmacist dials a phone number and a voice-message comes on]

Becky's Father: [voice-over] Hi, this is Joe.

Becky's Mother: [voice-over] And this is Doris.

Becky's FatherBecky's Mother: And we're the Fonzpicks!

Becky's Mother: We're not home right now. We're out enjoying our golden year.

Becky's Father: Or we're in the bedroom fooling around!

Becky's Mother: We're just out so...

Becky's FatherBecky's Mother: Leave a message after the beep!

[the awswering machine beeps]

Becky: [into the phone] Hi Mom, hi Dad. This is Roberta. You know... Becky. I just called to tell you that I'm going to kill myself, and that you're only partially to blame.

[Becky hangs up]

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[a robber breaks into the pharmacy just as Becky is swallowing various pills]

The Robber: All right! Open the cash register and give me all the money, now!

Becky: [laughs] Absolutely not!

The Robber: You wanna die?

Becky: Yes, I do!

The Robber: I'm not kidding, lady! Open the cash register now, or you'll not live to go home to sleep tonight!

Becky: Go ahead and shoot me if you want. I just took about 14 different kinds of sleeping pills that should put me to sleep forever!

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