[Becky the pharmacist dials a phone number and a voice-message comes on]
Becky's Father: [voice-over] Hi, this is Joe.
Becky's Mother: [voice-over] And this is Doris.
Becky's Mother: We're not home right now. We're out enjoying our golden year.
Becky's Father: Or we're in the bedroom fooling around!
Becky's Mother: We're just out so...
[the awswering machine beeps]
Becky: [into the phone] Hi Mom, hi Dad. This is Roberta. You know... Becky. I just called to tell you that I'm going to kill myself, and that you're only partially to blame.
[Becky hangs up]
[a robber breaks into the pharmacy just as Becky is swallowing various pills]
The Robber: All right! Open the cash register and give me all the money, now!
Becky: [laughs] Absolutely not!
The Robber: You wanna die?
Becky: Yes, I do!
The Robber: I'm not kidding, lady! Open the cash register now, or you'll not live to go home to sleep tonight!
Becky: Go ahead and shoot me if you want. I just took about 14 different kinds of sleeping pills that should put me to sleep forever!