"Tour of Duty" Road to Long Binh (TV Episode 1990) Poster

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[the guys are sitting in a row of latrines, after contracting food poisoning. Danny is waiting his turn... ]

Private Alberto Ruiz: What kind of guy deserts his buddies?

Private Marcus Taylor: A coward!

Pvt. Francis 'Doc Hoc' Hockenbury: C'mon, Marcus. You're the guy all the time tellin' us we ought not to be jumpin' to conclusions.

Private Marcus Taylor: And I'm right! But a deserter's a deserter...

Private Danny Purcell: [Danny rushes to the latrines and notices they are all occupied] Awww! Well, hurry up!

Private Alberto Ruiz: You know, if there was a guy thinking about deserting in our unit, I'd rather have him step forward and go home.

Private Marcus Taylor: What?

Private Alberto Ruiz: Well, better that than in the middle of a fire fight when he's supposed to be watching my back.

Private Danny Purcell: Look, one of you guys had go to hurry up, 'k?

Private Marcus Taylor: One second, Danny! You know Roo, you have a point there, man. Take Doc here - Doc might be a... a... a squirrelly, little, long-haired... a... red-neck, pinko, conshie medic but I know he wouldn't desert me in battle.

Pvt. Francis 'Doc Hoc' Hockenbury: Thank you.

Private Danny Purcell: Awww, hell!

[Steals toilet paper and runs off into the grass]

Pvt. Francis 'Doc Hoc' Hockenbury: Danny, come back here with... that.

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