Kirby Scroggins: [the school assigns students to pair up in a pseudo-marriage, and Dorothy Jane is matched with Kirby Scroggins] This is my idea of the perfect life. Wouldn't it be great, sittin' at the table with the one you love, feedin' your baby, talkin' about the news of the day? Even though it's only for the next two days, this is my dream come true.
Dorothy Jane Torkelson: That's your dream?
Kirby Scroggins: Why, do you got a better one?
Dorothy Jane Torkelson: Well, how about exploring the great continents of the world with your French film-maker husband.
Kirby Scroggins: I wouldn't want my husband to make French films.