- Benny the Ball: When are we going to the races, T.C.?
- Top Cat: As soon as we have the two bucks for a bet!
- [the gang is being chased by mobsters]
- Choo Choo: What do we do, T.C.?
- Top Cat: We'll get some police protection!
- Choo Choo: How? There isn't a cop in sight!
- Top Cat: That's what you think, there's always one behind a billboard!
- [Top Cat proves his point by driving behind a billboard and chasing out a startled cop]
- [the diamond goes under a steamroller]
- Top Cat: [calling the driver] Hold it, hold it...!
- [a crunchy crush is heard]
- Top Cat: Oh, no!
- [He presents the fragments of the diamond to the jeweller]
- Top Cat: Look at it this way, Mr. Stiffany: it saves you the cost of a cutter! Just think of all these sparkling jewels, ready to capture the hearts of young ladies... Here you are with my compliments, and, ah, forget the reward...
- [Mr Stiffany bursts into tears]
- Fifi: Oh, this is so exciting! I've always wanted to be a nurse. Tell me when to get the Band-aids, Doc!
- Benny the Ball: [the crooks' doctor is about to operate on Benny] But I ain't got no Blue Cross!
- Muggsy: And the doc ain't got no license, so we're even!