Titus (TV Series)
Tommy's Not Gay (2001)
David Shatraw: Tommy Shafter
Quotes
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[Titus, Erin, and Dave are trying to prove that Tommy isn't gay]
Dave Scouvel : I'll settle this.
Tommy Shafter : What?
[Dave grabs Tommy and kisses him - long and hard]
Tommy Shafter : [disgusted] Oh, my God!
Dave Scouvel : Did you like that?
Tommy Shafter : No!
Dave Scouvel : Then you're not gay.
Tommy Shafter : What?
Dave Scouvel : Hey, if he's not turned on by me, he's not gay.
Christopher Titus : [scared] You have got to stop smoking pot.
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Tommy Shafter : [having used the words "skosh" and "daquilicious" in conversation] Oh, my God. "Daquilicious." "Skosh." I'M A HOMO!
[Titus spit-takes his beer in surprised shock]