Titus (TV Series)

Into Thin Air (2002)

Christopher Titus: Christopher Titus

Quotes 

• [hanging from a tree] 

  Christopher Titus : You can't handle your own life.

  [Christopher falls and gets his snowboard caught in another tree; Dave laughs] 

  Dave Scouvel : That's justice, Titus! Tree justice. The mighty oak strikes back.

  [Titus looks around at his surroundings] 

  Christopher Titus : It's a spruce!

• [first lines] 

  Christopher Titus : The truth hurts. It used to sooth, but, then my dad got a hold of it. When I was seventeen, he told me the truth about love. He called our little talk, "The birds, the bees and your girlfriend's a slut."

• [last lines] 

  Christopher Titus : [trapped in an ice block]  The truth hurts.

  [unintelligible] 

  Christopher Titus : [expletive deleted]  Dave!