Titus (TV Series)

Insanity Genetic: Part 1 (2002)

Stacy Keach: Ken Titus

Quotes 

• Stewardess : [after Ken Titus leaves a smokefilled airline bathroom]  Sir? Were you smoking in the bathroom?

  Ken Titus : [Through a mouthfull of smoke]  Define... in the bathroom.

• Tommy Shafter : Where are the in-flight snacks? I have no nuts!

  Ken Titus : [smirking]  Truer words, my little nutless friend.

  Tommy Shafter : You shut up.

• Erin Fitzpatrick Titus : [to Titus]  Honey, honey, listen to me. You really, really do need to grieve. I mean, there is a reason that you saw your mom walking around our house after she already died.

  [Titus stutters] 

  Erin Fitzpatrick Titus : Well, there is a reason!

  Ken Titus : Well, of course there is. He's as fruit loops as she was.