Titus (TV Series)
After Mrs. Shafter (2002)
Nancy Lenehan: Faye
Quotes
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Ken Titus : [after Dave suggests a compromise to Faye's relationships with both Ken and Perry] So, uh, I don't have to write any more songs, I don't have to steal any more poems off the Internet? All I have to do is have sex and drink?
Faye : Yes.
Ken Titus : Why haven't I done this all my life?
Christopher Titus : You did, Dad. Five times.
Ken Titus : But they weren't in on it!
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Perry : [entering Faye's house] Hello?
Faye : Perry!
Erin Fitzpatrick : Mr. Shafter!
Tommy Shafter : Dad?
Ken Titus : Homo!