- Little Beeper: Beep, beep!
- [Calamity Coyote jumps and whacks himself on the head]
- Little Beeper: Beep, beep!
- Calamity Coyote: Grrrrrrr!
- [Calamity Coyote is crying while in the back of a moving van, waving goodbye to his old home]
- Wile E. Coyote: [narrating] Ah yes. And then came another big day. Your father had taken a new job in the city & you were moving away. You wouldn't see any roadrunners in the city.
- [Another moving van pulls next to the van Calamity is in, and Little Beeper is in the other van]
- Little Beeper: Beep, beep!
- Wile E. Coyote: Or would you?
- [Calamity Coyote and Wile E. Coyote are falling from a giant skyscraper. Wile E. is sitting on a cloud while falling]
- Wile E. Coyote: It looks like the end doesn't it? Your probably waiting for your life to flash before your eyes. Well we got a little surprise for you. Calamity Coyote, this was your life.
- [Calamity gulps]
- Wile E. Coyote: I'm your host Wile E. Coyote, Supergenius. Yes Calamity, in just a few moments you will be street pizza. But before you cash in your chips, lets review your life and see where you went astray, shall we?