- Babs: [after seeing Montana Max cut rabbit actors down with a chainsaw] Oh that's sick!
- Buster J.Bunny: Boo! Get it off.
- Montana Max: Hey what are you doing? Put me down. This will be a christmas classic.
- [after being thrown out of the theater]
- Montana Max: THIS IS CENSORSHIP! I'LL SUE!
- Plucky Duck: [from inside the prehistoric book] Hey, let me out of here!
- [Buster opens the book]
- Plucky Duck: I'm an angry little amoeba!
- Buster J.Bunny: I knew you'd get into trouble!
- Porky Pig: Please, Bugs, I can't take anym-anym-I've had enough.
- Daffy Duck: Yeah, when it comes to cartoons, us old timers only have a six minute attention span.
- Daffy Duck: [to Bugs, after watching Elmyra's cartoon short] This is payback for all those rabbit season signs I put up, isn't it?
- Buster J.Bunny: You shouldn't mess around with time travel, didn't you ever see Back to the Future?
- Plucky Duck: Oh, yeah, good movie.
- Plucky Duck: [after winning the animation entry contest] What do I win?
- Bugs Bunny: Eh, you get to take the course again on account of you skipped it the first time.
- Plucky Duck: I give up! Stupid, brainless animation class, stupid pencils, final exam!
- [beats his work desk with a drafting board]
- Buster J.Bunny: Easy there, pal!
- [Plucky turns towards him]
- Buster J.Bunny: Plucky, snap out of it, it's me, Buster!
- Plucky Duck: [dazed] Buster?
- Buster J.Bunny: That's right, now give me the sword, Toshiro.
- Babs: [after Gogo's So You Want to Learn to Dance film plays] Gogo, that was the dumbest thing I have ever seen.
- Gogo Dodo: That's realism, Babs.
- Babs: We thought you'd do something wacky!
- Gogo Dodo: Wacky?
- [deep voice]
- Gogo Dodo: Can't I have a serious moment?
- [normal voice]
- Gogo Dodo: It's always 'Stand on your head, Gogo!'
- [takes his head off and stands on it]
- Gogo Dodo: 'Do that weird thing with your tongue, Gogo!
- [sticks his tongue out and balances on it, puts himself back together, deep voice]
- Gogo Dodo: Even I need a break from wackiness once in a while.
- Babs: [in Montana Max's film] Brrr, I'm so cold and hungry.
- Buster J.Bunny: Achoo!
- [sneezes out their fire]
- Buster J.Bunny: Boo hoo, all we're getting for Christmas is pnuemonia.