- Buffalo Bill: [holds up a dollar bill with a barbecue sauce stain] It's all here on the $20 bill, man! You see here near the White House next to the bushes? An alien saucer!
- Otto Osworth: What? That's barbecue sauce!
- Larry 3000: Oh, you can't just kidnap people from history and... and bring them back here like some kind of pet!
- Buck Tuddrussel: What about Otto?
- [Larry looks guilty]
- Larry 3000: [nervously] Well, you can't *keep* kidnapping people from history...
- Buffalo Bill: Lincoln won that presidential debate against his opponent, Peter Cartwright with his special powers, man! Mind control powers!
- Peter Cartwright: Furthermore, if I am elected president, I...
- [gets mind controlled by Lincoln]
- Peter Cartwright: I will raise taxes... sky high!