The Tick (TV Series)

Pilot (2001)

Patrick Warburton: The Tick

Quotes 

• Arthur : Apparently superheros are just a bunch of egotistical, self-centered, sexually frustrated kindergarteners. No offense intended.

  The Tick : None comprehended.

• The Tick : [at the bottom of an elevator shaft]  Gravity. It's a harsh mistress.

• [first lines] 

  The Tick : The life of a superhero is a lonely one filled with hardship and danger. The few who answer the call leave comfort, safety, and sanity behind. Someone's gotta stand the heat and stay in the kitchen. Someone's gotta don the oven mitts of all that's right, and strangled the red-hot throat of all that's wrong. This is that someone's story.

• The Tick : [Arthur is getting pummeled by a bunch of goons]  I sure would like a slice of your righteous combat pie.

  Arthur : [weakly]  Help!

  The Tick : Awww Gee Thanks!

• The Tick : [trying to convince a hesitant Arthur to take on Apocalypse Cow]  Fight fire with Arthur!