The Tick (TV Series)
The Tick vs. Education (1996)
Charlie Adler: Sarcastro
Quotes
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The Flying Squirrel : My superhero name is The Flying Squirrel.
The Tick : Oh, boss! Then you can fly. A classic superpower.
The Flying Squirrel : N-no, I just like squirrels.
The Tick : Oh, then you must have some fantastic origin: A feral child raised by twitchy rodents in the wilderness.
The Flying Squirrel : N-no, I just like squirrels. Oh! And, my life is empty.
Sarcastro : Oh gee, and I had you pegged for a real firecracker.
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The Tick : Well I can't think of a higher mark than the bitter confession of a villain being hauled off to jail. Congratulations, class!
[Mr. Exciting says "Woo!"]
The Tick : But what have we REALLY learned? Well, for one thing, not everyone can know everything. Some people don't know ANYTHING. I myself don't know much, but I do know THIS... that uh, well, the thing I just said. I also know that, you've all passed the course! Except for Sarcastro... who passed with highest honors!
Sarcastro : I, I do?
The Tick : [chuckles] Yeah, right.