Gasforth Football Club are to play in a qualification game for Premier League, and since this has attracted a lot of tourists and investors, Mayoress Wickham orders the police to make sure everything goes as planned.
Did You Know?
Constable Gladstone refers to Lulu coming in second place at the Eurovision Song Contest with her song "Boom Bang-a-Bang." She actually finished in a 4-way tie for first along with Lenny Kuhr from the Netherlands, Frida Boccara from France, and Salomé from Spain. This is the only time in the history of the contest that there were joint winners. See more
Const. Frank Gladstone
I could not tell you why all the women I have ever loved say to me "I've got a fat bottom!", and when I say "Yes, I like it!", they throw the dinner at me!