Gasforth Football Club are to play in a qualification game for Premier League, and since this has attracted a lot of tourists and investors, Mayoress Wickham orders the police to make sure everything goes as planned.

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Gasforth Football Club are to play in a qualification game for Premier League, and since this has attracted a lot of tourists and investors, Mayoress Wickham orders the police to make sure everything goes as planned.

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12 December 1996 (UK)  »

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Constable Gladstone refers to Lulu coming in second place at the Eurovision Song Contest with her song "Boom Bang-a-Bang." She actually finished in a 4-way tie for first along with Lenny Kuhr from the Netherlands, Frida Boccara from France, and Salomé from Spain. This is the only time in the history of the contest that there were joint winners. See more »

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Detective Inspector Derek Grim: Well, explain this then. What is it about the inability of women to get out of the house?
Detective Inspector Derek Grim: I say, "Tina, we are leaving at 7:30... That's 7:30, not a quarter to 8:00, not next year, not in another lifetime when we've come back as a couple of insects which only live for a day- which she'd spend in the bathroom; putting mascara on her antennae, trying to stick 300 contact lenses into her multiple eyes; lipstick in her spiracles; and blonding her follicles.
Detective Inspector Derek Grim: I shout, "come on, Tina!" She says, "I've...
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