[after Eddie just fed her a Jalopeno Pepper Popper]
Raven: What? You picked a potentially painful pepper popper to pop into my pecker?
[Miss Petuto and Arthur are admiring the Raven statue]
Arthur: It's like there's a pressure building from within.
Eddie: [running up] I wouldn't stand too close.
[Miss Petuto is not interested in what Chelsea has to say about her statue]
Miss Petuto: Chelsea, why don't you let your art speak for itself?
[Raven jumps off the podium and scares the admirers]
Tonya Baxter: I'm calling William's mother!
[accidentally pulls a candy bar out of purse, after banning sugar from the house]
Victor: What is that?
Tonya Baxter: My cell phone!
["dials" the candy bar and puts to ear]
Tonya Baxter: Hello? William's mother? This is Cory's mother...
Victor: Tonya, hang up the chocolate.