- Kitty Forman: How DARE you bring strippers into my home! The whole place smells of strawberries and baby oil!
- Fez: You know, I'm starting this might not be part of the bachelor party plan. For instance, where are the strippers?
- [Eying policewoman]
- Fez: Fez: Unless SHE's a stripper...
- Randy Pearson: You know, she just might be! Why don't you tell her to shake it?
- Fez: [Approaching jail cell bars, addressing guard] Hey, mama, why don't you rip off that phony uniform and shake your moneymaker?
- Sgt. Davis: Are you talking to me?
- [Approaching cell bars and grabbing Fez by the ear]
- Sgt. Davis: Because, first of all, I'm not your "mama", and if you EVER talk to me like that again, I will pull you out through these bars and find 50 new ways to use my nightstick!
- Fez: [to Randy, in an undertone] She may not be a stripper, but she sure knows how to turn a boy on!
- Fez: You know, I'm starting this might not be part of the bachelor party plan. For instance, where are the strippers?
- [Eying policewoman]
- Fez: Fez: Unless SHE's a stripper...
- Donna Pinciotti: You know, she just might be! Why don't you tell her to shake it?
- Fez: [Approaching jail cell bars, addressing guard] Hey, mama, why don't you rip off that phony uniform and shake your moneymaker?
- Sunshine: Are you talking to me?
- [Approaching cell bars and grabbing Fez by the ear]
- Sunshine: Because, first of all, I'm not your "mama", and if you EVER talk to me like that again, I will pull you out through these bars and find 50 new ways to use my nightstick!
- Fez: [to Randy, in an undertone] She may not be a stripper, but she sure knows how to turn a boy on!