That '70s Show (TV Series)

When the Levee Breaks (2003)

Topher Grace: Eric Forman

Quotes 

• Eric Forman : Hey, Dad, it's my life, okay? I'm grown up now.

  Reginald "Red" Forman : [sarcastically]  Grown up? Well, you sure say that a lot, so it must be true. Let me try it: "Hey, everybody, I'm Mr. Rogers!" But, wait! I'm not wearing a sweater! And I'm about to kick your ass!

• Reginald "Red" Forman : [to Eric, at the breakfast table]  Now, when are you gonna grow up and start thinking about your future?

  Kitty Forman : [brings a glass of juice to the table]  Now, Red, don't get upset so early. You won't enjoy your sausage and Tang.

  Eric Forman : [giggling]  Sausage and Tang? Isn't that a little racy for breakfast?

  Kitty Forman : [completely clueless]  I don't get it.

  Kitty Forman : [Red leaves, and Hyde comes in wearing a torn coat]  I'm taking you shopping for a new coat. Here, here, take some Tang and go.

  Steven Hyde : [with a sly smile]  Man, if I had a dollar for every time I heard a chick say that...

  Kitty Forman : [Kitty is more confused as the boys leave, laughing]  What? What? Never turn down Tang! Growing boys need Tang! What is funny here?