[on the way to the club, in Chicago]
Fez: People are so friendly around here. Two women on the corner just offered to have sex with me.
Steven Hyde: Yeah, for money, Fez.
Fez: I could not ask them for money.
Fez: Or could I?
Midge Pinciotti: Donna, your negativity is bruising our auras. Please leave.
Donna Pinciotti: Gladly.
Bob Pinciotti: Oh, and honey, we're also exploring tantric sex. So if you here any strange noises coming from Mommy and Daddy's bedroom...
Donna Pinciotti: Ew! Why must you guys freak me out on a daily basis?