- Kelso passes out when Jackie tells him she might have gotten pregnant; Midge learns about Jackie and decides to put Donna on the pill.
- Jackie tells about her pregnancy to Eric, who tells Donna, who gives the foolish girl heaps for having unsafe sex; Kelso faints overhearing them, but intends to do his duty as father. The Formans suspect correctly Laura is home because she failed at Fort Lauderdale college, hoping to fake her F's in an official letter. When Donna asks advice for her friend, Midge fears her daughter was as dumb as she at sixteen. Bob is shocked Donna ordered the pill at the pharmacy; Eric just runs out but has to face the home-front. Jackie has good and nasty news, Red handles horny heat his way...—KGF Vissers
- Jackie thinks she may be pregnant and confides in Eric, who later tells Donna. Donna talks to Jackie who says that she figured that she could not get pregnant for 8 days after her period. But she doesn't know if it is 8 days after her first day or the last day. Kelso finds out about Jackie and faints (with Fez on top of him slapping him). Donna discusses Jackie's problem with Midge. At first Midge thinks Donna is talking about herself, but then realizes that it's not about Donna. Midge knows that Donna is worried about herself and Eric. Midge asks Donna to start taking birth control, as things can get out of control during a moment of passion, in the back of a car.
Kelso wants to be a responsible parent and decides to help Jackie with the pregnancy and the baby. Bob discovers Donna is on birth control pills (he picks up the prescription from the pharmacy). Eric was at the pharmacy at the same time and is terrified that Bob would think that Eric is knocking Donna up. Bob is terrified that Donna is all grown up and can have many sexual partners in addition to Eric. She is "Open for Business".
Laurie tries to keep her failing college grades a secret. Laurie is back home again and says that she simply doesn't want to go for spring break. Laurie tries to argue that the concept of grades is very subjective, and it is experience of college that counts. Red trusts her, but Kitty is suspicious. Laurie hides all the mail from her college from Red and Kitty. Eric guesses correctly that Laurie is flunking out of college and is in the house to intercept the grade mail from college.
Eric gets in trouble when his parents find out that Donna is on the pill. Laurie tells them when she tries to save her own hide, about the letter from University of Wisconsin. Red tells Eric to respect Donna by keeping his hands off her. Kitty wants to talk about birth control, but Red tells Eric simply not to do it. That's his birth control. Laurie piles on the misery by saying that she would pray for Eric. Kitty tells Eric to keep his fingernails clean and to enjoy foreplay.
Midge tries to reason with Bob that that's what happened to them, and she would rather not have it happen to Donna. Jackie discovers that she's not pregnant. Donna tells Jackie that she went on the pill so that she doesn't get pregnant and gets stuck in Point Place Wisconsin. Donna says that she wants to be able to do whatever she wants and encourages Jackie to do the same, and not do something stupid. Jackie gets inspired by Donna and wants to become a Dallas Cowboy cheerleader. Jackie breaks up with Kelso after telling him that she is not pregnant. Kelso is relieved but stunned that Jackie just dumped him.
Now that Donna is the on the pill, Eric wants to have sex with her and when Red hears them talk, he hoses Eric down with water.
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