That '70s Show (TV Series)
The Kids Are Alright (2003)
Topher Grace: Eric Forman
Quotes
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Kitty Forman : And, Eric, he needs quiet, so no shenanigans.
Eric : Mom, please. I haven't shenaniganned in about six years. I've hooliganned, I've no-good-nikked, I've ne'er-done-well, just yesterday I found myself rabble-rousing...
Red Forman : Will you shut up!
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[Jackie and Kelso sit at The Hub]
Jackie Burkhart : Michael, do you think I'm immature?
Michael Kelso : No, you're almost fully grown.
Jackie Burkhart : Well... Steven thinks so. Apparently, I'm immature, and that skank in the leather jacket is what? Cool? Well, I can be cool. People can change. Olivia Newton-John did it for John Travolta, and that movie was totally realistic.
[Jackie's daydream: she and Donna enter The Hub. Jackie wears the same tight, black outfit that Olivia Newton-John wore in the "You're The One That I Want" song scene in the movie "Grease". The guys are playing the arcade machine. Eric, Kelso and Fez turn around]
Eric Forman : [bites his hand] Wow!
Michael Kelso : [shakes his hand] Yowza!
Fez : [smiles, rubbing his belly] Yummy!
[Hyde turns around. He takes off his sunglasses, astonished to see Jackie - similarly to Danny Zuko's reaction when he saw how Sandy changed]
Steven Hyde : Jackie?
Jackie Burkhart : Tell me about it, Steve.
[the music of "You're The One That I Want" plays in the background. The gang starts dancing]
Steven Hyde : [in John Travolta's voice] I got chills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control, for the power you're supplyin', it's electrifyin'...
Jackie Burkhart : [in Olivia Newton-John's voice] You better shape up, 'cause I need a man, and my heart is set on you. You better shape up, you better understand, to my heart I must be true...
Steven Hyde : [in John Travolta's voice] Nothin' left, nothin' left for me and you...
Jackie Burkhart , Steven Hyde : You're the one that I want, ooh, ooh, ooh, honey. The one that I want, ooh, ooh, ooh, honey. The one that I want, ooh, ooh, ooh. The one I need. Oh, yes, indeed...
[Hyde hugs Jackie. The music fades]
Steven Hyde : [in his normal voice] Oh, Jackie, you're so much cooler than that skank I was with before. Please take me back, 'cause we belong together like Bop-boppa-loo-bop, sha-walla, sha-bang, sha-bang...
[Jackie and Hyde kiss passionately. The gang is overjoyed that the two are back together]
Michael Kelso : Ah! The whole gang is back together again.
[Fez kisses Eric on his cheek]
Eric Forman : Yes, they did it!
Donna Pinciotti : This is so great for the whole...
[end of Jackie's daydream]
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Eric : [to allergic Kelso] How ya doin' back there, Kels'?
[Kelso sits up and Eric sees his grotesquely swollen face]
Eric : OH, MY GOD!
Michael Kelso : What?
Eric : [faltering] Nothing, we're just surprised at how... good you look.
Michael Kelso : Ah. It's the headband. I'm wearing headbands now.
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Eric : [finding Kitty passed out on the basement sofa, shakes her] Mom?
Kitty Forman : [leaps up] FABRIC SOFTENER! I'm awake!