That '70s Show (TV Series)

The Kids Are Alright (2003)

Ashton Kutcher: Michael Kelso

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• Michael Kelso : [Eric enters the kitchen wearing one of Donna's blouses]  Forman, just 'cause there's a sale at Penney's doesn't mean you gotta buy everything!

• Michael Kelso : Now, I'm going to drink my raw eggs.

  Jackie Burkhart : Oh, Michael, no.

  Michael Kelso : No, Jackie, wait until I finish my eggs.

  Jackie Burkhart : But, Michael...

  Michael Kelso : Jackie, whatever it is, it can wait until I finish my eggs!

  Jackie Burkhart : Fine!

  [Kelso drinks the raw eggs] 

  Michael Kelso : There. Now, what is it that's so important that you had to tell me?

  Jackie Burkhart : You're allergic to eggs.

  [Kelso thinks and then laughs] 

  Michael Kelso : Oh, yeah, I am.

  Michael Kelso : [still laughing]  I have to go to the hospital now.

• [Jackie and Kelso sit at The Hub] 

  Jackie Burkhart : Michael, do you think I'm immature?

  Michael Kelso : No, you're almost fully grown.

  Jackie Burkhart : Well... Steven thinks so. Apparently, I'm immature, and that skank in the leather jacket is what? Cool? Well, I can be cool. People can change. Olivia Newton-John did it for John Travolta, and that movie was totally realistic.

  [Jackie's daydream: she and Donna enter The Hub. Jackie wears the same tight, black outfit that Olivia Newton-John wore in the "You're The One That I Want" song scene in the movie "Grease". The guys are playing the arcade machine. Eric, Kelso and Fez turn around] 

  Eric Forman : [bites his hand]  Wow!

  Michael Kelso : [shakes his hand]  Yowza!

  Fez : [smiles, rubbing his belly]  Yummy!

  [Hyde turns around. He takes off his sunglasses, astonished to see Jackie - similarly to Danny Zuko's reaction when he saw how Sandy changed] 

  Steven Hyde : Jackie?

  Jackie Burkhart : Tell me about it, Steve.

  [the music of "You're The One That I Want" plays in the background. The gang starts dancing] 

  Steven Hyde : [in John Travolta's voice]  I got chills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control, for the power you're supplyin', it's electrifyin'...

  Jackie Burkhart : [in Olivia Newton-John's voice]  You better shape up, 'cause I need a man, and my heart is set on you. You better shape up, you better understand, to my heart I must be true...

  Steven Hyde : [in John Travolta's voice]  Nothin' left, nothin' left for me and you...

  Jackie Burkhart , Steven Hyde : You're the one that I want, ooh, ooh, ooh, honey. The one that I want, ooh, ooh, ooh, honey. The one that I want, ooh, ooh, ooh. The one I need. Oh, yes, indeed...

  [Hyde hugs Jackie. The music fades] 

  Steven Hyde : [in his normal voice]  Oh, Jackie, you're so much cooler than that skank I was with before. Please take me back, 'cause we belong together like Bop-boppa-loo-bop, sha-walla, sha-bang, sha-bang...

  [Jackie and Hyde kiss passionately. The gang is overjoyed that the two are back together] 

  Michael Kelso : Ah! The whole gang is back together again.

  [Fez kisses Eric on his cheek] 

  Eric Forman : Yes, they did it!

  Donna Pinciotti : This is so great for the whole...

  [end of Jackie's daydream] 

• Eric : [to allergic Kelso]  How ya doin' back there, Kels'?

  [Kelso sits up and Eric sees his grotesquely swollen face] 

  Eric : OH, MY GOD!

  Michael Kelso : What?

  Eric : [faltering]  Nothing, we're just surprised at how... good you look.

  Michael Kelso : Ah. It's the headband. I'm wearing headbands now.