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"That '70s Show" Romantic Weekend (TV Episode 2001) Poster

(TV Series)

(2001)

Quotes

[Kelso tells the guys how he was making out with Pam Macy in the school orchestra room]

Michael Kelso: You know the really, really bad thing that can happen to guys when they're with girls?

Fez: Oh, did Mr. Cooper come in to buff the floor?

Michael Kelso: No.

[pauses]

Michael Kelso: Okay. Let me put it this way. The buffer wouldn't buff.

Fez: Poor Mr. Cooper.

Steven Hyde: No, Fez. I think what he's trying to say is the rabbit wouldn't come out of the hat.

Eric Forman: The weasel wouldn't pop.

Michael Kelso: The alphabet soup never spelled "go".

Eric Forman: There were a lot of Amish people but they couldn't raise the barn.

Steven Hyde: Nice one, Forman.

Eric Forman: It just came to me.

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Donna Pinciotti: We're spending the weekend at a hotel.

Steven Hyde: What, car sex isn't good enough anymore?

Fez: I would love car sex...

[pauses]

Fez: Or just sex...

[pauses]

Fez: Or just a car.

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[Bob and Midge stormed in the hotel room where they thought Donna and Eric would be but where Kitty and Red are]

Midge Pinciotti: Oh, Kitty. What a pretty nightgown.

Kitty Forman: Thank you Midge.

[pauses]

Kitty Forman: Could you hand it to me, please?

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Michael Kelso: If this is about maturity, I want nothing to do with it!

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Michael Kelso: Guys, I gotta tell you something. I'm omnipotent.

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Kitty Forman: Will Michael's parents be home?

Eric Forman: Yes.

Reginald "Red" Forman: Are they as dumb as he is?

Eric Forman: I can't lie. Yes. Yes they are.

Reginald "Red" Forman: Right answer. That was a trick question. I know they're dumb.

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[Pam Macy is driving her car, Kelso is sitting next to her. Kelso is embarrassed and Pam has sour expression, because Kelso was unable to "perform"]

Michael Kelso: Look, Pam, I'm really sorry about what happened... again. I must have the flu or something.

Pam Macy: Well, it's not like any flu I've ever heard of.

Michael Kelso: [angrily] Well, there's lots of kinds of flu, Pam!

[pause]

Michael Kelso: I'm sorry.

Pam Macy: [teasing] Oh, well, don't take it so HARD. Oops. Sorry.

Michael Kelso: Look, just don't tell anybody, okay?

Pam Macy: [smiles nastily] Oh, Flopsy, I'm not gonna tell ANYBODY. I'm gonna tell EVERYBODY.

[Kelso is worried to hear that]

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