That '70s Show (TV Series)

Romantic Weekend (2001)

Jennifer Lyons: Pam Macy

Quotes 

• [Pam Macy is driving her car, Kelso is sitting next to her. Kelso is embarrassed and Pam has a sour expression on her face because Kelso was unable to "perform"] 

  Michael Kelso : Look, Pam, I'm really sorry about what happened. Again. I must have the flu or something.

  Pam Macy : Well, it's not like any flu *I've* ever heard of.

  Michael Kelso : [angrily]  Well, there's lots of kinds of flu, Pam!

  [pause] 

  Michael Kelso : I'm sorry.

  Pam Macy : [teasing]  Oh, well, don't take it so *hard*. Oops! Sorry.

  Michael Kelso : Look, just don't tell anybody, okay?

  Pam Macy : [smiles nastily]  Oh, Flopsy, I'm not gonna tell *anybody*. I'm gonna tell *everybody*!

  [Kelso is worried to hear that]