Playing in gym class with super-easy Pam Macy, Kelso fails to 'perform as a man'; the other boys' cruel word puns make him cry, but dreaming about Jackie as his genie cures him- alas not really, and Pam won't even be discrete. Eric lies about maths-tutoring Kelso to get parental permission, in fact to make a weekend trip in a cheap hotel with Donna, whose parents don't even listen. Alas their room neighbors are none other then Red and Kitty, romantic for once. Red and Eric would keep to quiet, but Donna goes over; for his silence to Kitty, Red is kicked out by Kitty and bunks with Eric- when the oldies make up, Eric is locked out, and Donna's parents... Written by
Did You Know?
When Eric gets busted by Red, they're both surprised to see each other, but in 1977, the Wisconsin Dells hotels only had one parking lot. If one couple had gotten to the hotel before the other, then the other couple would've seen either the Toyota or the Vista Cruiser in the parking lot. See more
There's a can of Pringles in the mini-fridge. It has the modern day design instead of the design used in the '70s. See more
We're spending the weekend at a hotel.
What, car sex isn't good enough anymore?
I would love car sex...
Or just sex...
Or just a car.
Spoofs I Dream of Jeannie
That '70s Song
Written by 'Ben Vaughan (II)' (uncredited)
Performed by Cheap Trick
Based on "In the Street"
Written by Alex Chilton
and Chris Bell See more