That '70s Show (TV Series)
Roller Disco (2000)
Ashton Kutcher: Michael Kelso
Quotes
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Michael Kelso : I don't get Jackie, man. I mean, picking Fez over me? Me? I have the three things that women want: I'm hot and I'm smart!
Donna Pinciotti : That's two things, you moron.
Michael Kelso : No, it's three. I count hot twice. I mean, come on!
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Donna Pinciotti : Oh, my God. I think Jackie and Fez are next. Look, there they are!
Michael Kelso : [shouting] Hey! The next contestants are cheaters! The brown guy is a robot!
