- Reginald "Red" Forman: Kitty, how could you have a party without telling me?
- Eric Forman: Maybe that's because every time she tells you, you go through five stages: anger, fury, rage, super-rage, and finally - cursing God for bringing you into this world.
- Michael Kelso: I know what you're thinking, punk: "Is that gun real or fake?"
- Eric Forman: Well, the gun is green... But it's also plastic, so it's anyone's guess.