That '70s Show (TV Series)
Over the Hills and Far Away (2002)
Danny Masterson: Steven Hyde
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Quotes
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Kitty Forman : [Everybody is packed inside the car] Do you have to breathe so much? It's like a sauna in here!
Eric Forman : Alright, you heard the lady! No more breathing!
Kitty Forman : I didn't tell you not to breathe, I asked you not to breathe as much. There's a difference.
Fez : [to Red] For crazy people...
Reginald "Red" Forman : Hey, Ali Baba! Close sesame!
Steven Hyde : Red, you missed the exit.
Reginald "Red" Forman : Oh, damn! Eric, you're supposed to be watching the map! What are you doing?
Eric Forman : [Eric holds up the map, which he has folded into a crown] Making you a crown, because you're King of the Road!
Fez : I need to go to the bathroom.
Steven Hyde : Can you turn up the radio?
Michael Kelso : [Playing his video game] First down... Touchdown!
Kitty Forman : WILL YOU ALL JUST SHUT UP!
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Reginald "Red" Forman : Before we hit the road, we need to talk about the horrible thing that has taken over your mother.
Eric Forman : Oh, you mean her "change of life"?
Steven Hyde : I thought we were calling it "the lady parts problem".
Reginald "Red" Forman : It goes by many names, it's a tricky enemy. I haven't been this frosty since Korea, and like a Commie, it can jump out at any moment and attack.
Kitty Forman : [off-screen] Red, honey?
Steven Hyde : Take cover!
Eric Forman : Retreat!
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Eric Forman : So, I told my girlfriend we could go to different schools. Everyone does that, right?
Lisa : My boyfriend and I have been going to different schools for three years, and now, we love each other more than ever.
Eric Forman : And I bet when you get together, it's like a thunderstorm!
Ted : [to Lisa] Hey, pretty lady!
[Lisa kisses Ted]
Eric Forman : Excuse me, hello? Didn't you just say you have a boyfriend?
Lisa : Yeah, but he's not here.
Eric Forman : [to Hyde] I told Donna we could go to different schools. If Donna doesn't hate Marquette, we're screwed!
Steven Hyde : Who cares, man? I just turned down a half-drunk college chick! I'm pretty sure she could do stuff!
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Melanie : That is a great beard. I've never made out with a guy with a beard before.
Steven Hyde : Well, today is your lucky day.
Melanie : You want to go up to my room?
Steven Hyde : Absolutely!
[Melanie takes Hyde's arm, but he doesn't move]
Steven Hyde : Actually, I can't.
Melanie : If you change your mind, me and a few of the other girls will be in the shower.
[she leaves]
Fez : [to Melanie] I can go! My name is Fez! Don't pretend you don't see me!
Steven Hyde : What did I just do, man? I turned down a sure thing because of Jackie!
Fez : And you don't know what she's doing at Marquette. Or who.
Steven Hyde : Shut up!
Fez : I bet if she was doing it, you would cry, because you love her.
Steven Hyde : If you don't shut up, you're gonna become the first person to touch his chin to his ass!
Fez : Have you been spying on me?
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Steven Hyde : Mrs. Forman, college isn't for me. I do my learning on the streets.
Reginald "Red" Forman : Steven, you're a smart kid. If you apply yourself, you can go to college, too.
Steven Hyde : You don't trust me alone around the house?
Reginald "Red" Forman : See how smart you are?
Kitty Forman : My baby boy is all grown up and off visiting college. I am *so* frickin old!
Eric Forman : And menopause makes another unwelcome appearance at the dinner table.
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Ted : Visitors Week is great! There's a dorm party, tons of beer, tons of chicks...
Steven Hyde : Hey, man. All I need is one beer and two chicks.
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Fez : Hyde, I meant to tell you...
[reciting the rhyme]
Fez : Hyde and Jackie sitting in a tree, making love like two monkeys.
Steven Hyde : Will you shut up, man! That's not even how it goes.
Fez : Is it making you mad?
Steven Hyde : Yeah.
Fez : Then, that's how it goes.
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Michael Kelso : This place is awesome! Look, they've even got dirty cartoons on the wall!
Steven Hyde : Kelso, those are CPR instructions.
Michael Kelso : I've done CPR a *lot*.