Fez: Ah, this is tomorrow's school paper. Oh my god, on the front page, there's a picture of me kissing Kelso by the lake.
Eric Forman: Fez, why are you kissing Kelso by the lake?
Fez: We caught a fish, I was excited. I kissed the fish too, but, of course, they don't show you that.
[Hyde and Kelso decide to drive to Fez]
Michael Kelso: Fine, Shotgun!
Steven Hyde: There's only 2 of us, you moron!