That '70s Show (TV Series)

Moon Over Point Place (2000)

Mila Kunis: Jackie Burkhart

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Quotes 

• Jackie Burkhardt : Steven Hyde, you were right. We will never be friends. We'll be *more* than friends. Because now, I love you!

  Hyde : Oh, my God! Will you shut up?

• Jackie Burkhardt : It's true, I love Steven Hyde. And someday he will love me. And he'll cut off those stupid side burns and we'll live happily ever after!

  Eric Forman , Michael Kelso , Donna Pinciotti , Fez : What?

• Jackie Burkhardt : I bought it, in the ghetto.

  Hyde : Jackie, there is no ghetto, there's like, that one house that needs painted

• [at Leo's Foto Hut, Jackie is talking to Leo while he looks at photos] 

  Jackie Burkhardt : Yeah, there's a lot of things about Steven that I used to not like, but now, I really like. Like... Well, I thought his pork chop sideburns were a sign that he was poor and dirty and living in a shack. But then... But then I realized that Elvis had sideburns and he lived in Graceland. Well, that was an eye-opener!

  [Hyde enters] 

  Jackie Burkhardt : There he is! Hi, Steven!

  Hyde : [to Leo]  What is *she* doing here?

  Leo : I think she is hitting on me, man. But I ain't interested. Tell her I ain't interested and make her go away.

  Jackie Burkhardt : Hitting on you? I'm not hitting on you, you relic!

  Leo : Hey, name-calling is no way to win someone's heart.

  Jackie Burkhardt : What are you talking about?

  Leo : What are *you* talking about?

  Jackie Burkhardt : What are *you* talking about?

  Leo : What are *you* talking about?

  Jackie Burkhardt : What are *you* talking about?

  [Hyde leaves] 

  Leo : What are you talking about?

  Jackie Burkhardt : Great! Now he got away! Steven!

  [Jackie goes after Hyde] 

  Leo : [to himself]  What was she talking about?