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"That '70s Show" Laurie and the Professor (TV Episode 1999) Poster

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Jackie Burkhardt: No offence Eric, but your sister is as slutty as they come.

Michael Kelso: Eric, would you let her talk about your sister like that?

Eric: Sure.

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Reginald "Red" Forman: Well I just wished that more teachers cared about their students like you do. I think it all started going downhill when youn couldn't paddle the kids anymore.

Eric: [Eric laughs] Pansy-ass supreme court.

Reginald "Red" Forman: Shut up.

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Steven Hyde: [irritatedly, as Laurie appears to win a round] This is completely unsatisfactory! In fact,

[points at Eric]

Steven Hyde: YOU SUCK!

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Laurie Forman: So, look at us. This is just like a Norman Rockwell painting. Mom is serving breakfast, Daddy is reading the newspaper, and brother Eric is trying to hide a big, purple, nasty hickey.

Eric: [nervously covering his neck] What hickey? I don't have a hickey!

Laurie Forman: Y'know, Eric, hickeys lead to dirty things.

Reginald "Red" Forman: For God's sakes, don't let Donna suck your neck. She's a nice girl.

Eric: I don't have a hickey. I was using a curling iron.

Kitty Forman: [investigating Eric's neck, then rubbing it with her finger] Oh, well, will you just look at that.

Eric: [mortified] No, Mom!

Kitty Forman: Red, remember that time...

Reginald "Red" Forman: No, and neither do you.

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