- Kitty brings Eric a lollipop, sex pamphlets and condoms to the men's disgust; yet when Kitty is home only one night and Red is out, he tries to steal some back; Eric thinks he thus found the basement stash with Hyde's dope, so the two desperately avoid each-other. To Fez' despair, the new exchange student Thomas, although not much brighter, is instantly popular because of his good looks; so Fez dumps him at the Michigan border. Jackie is broke, expects Kelso to get a job to keep her in cosmetics, but the only one available, at the Cheese Palace, is girls only- as her zit seems an even worse fate, she accepts it grumbling and complaining, but her first paycheck ever is a refreshing new experience...—KGF Vissers
- Kitty brings Eric a lollipop, sex pamphlets and condoms to the men's disgust as she had a pregnant teen come into the hospital. Hyde had asked Eric to hide his stash. Yet when Kitty is home only one night that week and Red is out condoms, Red tries to steal some back from Eric's sock drawer. Eric and Hyde walk into Eric's room just when Red was going through Eric's sock drawer. Red walks out saying that he will speak to Eric the following morning.
Eric thinks Red thus found the basement stash with Hyde's dope, which Eric had hidden in his sock drawer as well. Meanwhile, Red is embarrassed that Eric caught him stealing his condoms. So, the two desperately avoid each-other. Red's plan is to avoid Eric till he goes to college. Eric believes that Red has gone beyond yelling now and is now in Darth Vader territory. Hyde knows that Eric might be headed to military school. Eric threatens to cut off a toe if he is forced to join the Army.
Kitty eventually sat both down and tells Eric that Red was looking for a condom that night. Eric is so relieved that Kitty and Red now know that he messed up. Red and Kitty ground Eric and Hyde for a week.
To Fez' despair, the new exchange student Thomas (Nicholas Gonzalez), although not much brighter, is instantly popular because of his good looks. He is already on the football team and had has sex with the prettiest girl in school. Fez cannot figure out how Thomas managed to accomplish all this so quickly. Thomas says that Fez is a nerd. Thomas is wildly popular with the girls and corners all of them. Fez dreams of winning back the girls by performing a daring stunt that has him water skiing over a school of sharks. Hyde discourages Fez as this is a bad idea. So, Fez dumps him at the Michigan border.
Jackie is broke, as her father cut off her allowance since she is back with Kelso. Jackie's father believes that Kelso is a bad influence on Jackie. The gang also believes that Jackie should dump Kelso and choose the money. She expects Kelso to get a job to keep her in cosmetics, but the only one available, at the Cheese Palace, is girls only. Meanwhile Jackie is getting split ends from using generic hair conditioner and has a monster zit on her face. Donna says that Jackie should take the job. Jackie says jobs are for poor people, while she is a rich person without any money. Jackie takes the job when Kelso points out that she has a blackhead on her face. Jackie gets a job as a cheese maiden, handing out cheese samples at the mall. Jackie lashes out at Kelso that the only reason she took the job is so that they could be together.
Jackie's zit seems an even worse fate, she accepts it grumbling and complaining, but her first paycheck ever is a refreshing new experience. She learns that money doesn't grow on trees. Jackie believes that having a job is changing her for the better.
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