Donna Pinciotti: It's kinda cold.
Eric: Here! Take my jacket.
Donna Pinciotti: I love you.
Eric: God, we are such the... perfect couple.
Jackie Burkhardt: [looking at Kelso] I'm cold, too.
Michael Kelso: Well, damn, Jackie, I can't control the weather!
Michael Kelso: It turns out the key to winning Jackie back was in the last place I thought to look: My own brain.
Leo: I can't drive since my license got suspended.
Steven Hyde: What'd you do, man?
Leo: I dropped it in a glass of water and it just hung there... suspended. And while I was looking at it I ran a red light.
Red Forman: Son... there's something you should know... you're an idiot.
Eric: Um... nice... pep talk.
Leo: Wow, business really picked up with those "Buy one get one free coupons."
Steven Hyde: Yeah, because you forgot the "buy one" part.
Donna Pinciotti: [to Jackie] I told Eric that his pecs were really starting to grow. But come on, if you lie him on his back you could fill up his chest with water.