Bob Pinciotti: [Bob gives Red a gift] Your welcome big guy.
Reginald "Red" Forman: What's this for?
Bob Pinciotti: No reason I have been thinking about you and how much we have been through a lot.
Reginald "Red" Forman: No we haven't.
[Opens box and finds out Bob gave him shoes.]
Kitty Forman: Oh he gave you shoes. What do you say Red?
Reginald "Red" Forman: [To Bob] What the hell's wrong with you?
Kitty Forman: Or we say thank you very much.
Reginald "Red" Forman: [To Bob] Don't you think it's a little odd for a man to be giving another man a pair of shoes?
Bob Pinciotti: I saw them. I thought they would go nice with your tan pants.
Reginald "Red" Forman: Quit thinking about my pants. My legs and what covers them is my business.
Reginald "Red" Forman: Shoes are an innaprorpiate gift to give to another man.
Kitty Forman: How about when you joined the service? Another man issued your boots.
Reginald "Red" Forman: So he gave me a gun so I let it go.
Kitty Forman: Why can't you just accept the gift because Bob is your friend?
Reginald "Red" Forman: Kitty you don't understand how men work out. We dont give each other presents. We just basiclly ignore each other until we score a touchdown.