- Michael Kelso: No parents would be cool, like "The Lord of the Flies"!
- Eric Forman: Kelso, did you ever *finish* "The Lord of the Flies"?
- Michael Kelso: No. So...?
- Red Forman: [Red is worried Kitty may be exceeding their limited finances] Pork chops? I thought we agreed to stick to a budget. Pork chops aren't cheap.
- Kitty Forman: Well, ya know, on the way to the market I tried to run over a cat, but they are just so darn speedy!
- Red Forman: Eric, didn't I tell you to wash up for dinner? I know it's difficult to hear with your head up your ass.