Kitty can't go to church because of an extra hospital shift, but orders her kids to go, alone. Eric would, but Laurie's bad example is irresistible; alas, Bob reports their absence. Kitty now says they're old enough to make the right choice on their own, and expects them to go next Sunday, but neither seriously considers that. As if sitting alone in the pew weren't bad enough for Kitty, Bob nags about horny Eric needing prayer most and as ever spaced-out Leo asks to sit next to her. Back home Kitty blames Red's bad example and plays her last trump card: youth minister Dave, who tries to appeal to the kids in their own terms... Hyde points out to Kelso losing Jackie means he can again do everything he likes and she forbade, i.e. anything; Michael focuses first on growing a beard, which foreigner Fez is naturally better at, but Jackie still finds Kelso's sexiest... Written by
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Eric references Fonzie jumping the shark. That mean would mean this episode takes place after the Happy Days episode titled Hollywood: Part 3 which aired September 20, 1977. See more
Ever since Jackie left, I'm no good at pinball.
You were never good at pinball.
Let's look at the bright side of not having Jackie. First, no Jackie. Second, now you can do all the things that you could never do when you were with her, man. Which was, at last count... everything!
Oh, man. You're right. Y'know, Jackie never ever wanted me to, like, cheat on her, or grow a beard, and I always wanted to. And now I can let this grow out.
[he strokes his chin
May I grow one, too?
I dunno, Fez, the ...
That '70s Song
Written by 'Ben Vaughan (II)' (uncredited)
Performed by Cheap Trick
Based on "In the Street"
Written by Alex Chilton
and Chris Bell See more